Retire comfortably?
Do you Want?
If so, then you’re probably at the wrong place and you should probably make like a tree and GIT! Wait, no, that’s not how the saying goes. It’s make like a tree and LEAVE. If you’re not offended, read on, my friend, read on…
This ad is meant to be funny, a joke. But it’s actually, unfortunately,
not a joke.
Many seniors face a harsh reality as they age: Having to get HORRIBLE JOBS to make end’s meet because they didn’t have a SOLID RETIREMENT PLAN.
Let’s face it: When we get over a certain age the companies JUST AREN’T HIRING. No matter how qualified you are, how impressive your resume is: they want the young folks.
Many seniors are forced to be, you know, Walmart Greeters, or play Santa or Ms. Clause at the mall for snotty kids, be sign spinners for taco trucks, and believe it or not, become ONLINE STRIPPERS on websites like OnlyFans as there is a market for ‘mature ladies and gentlemen.’ You might be laughing. But It’s no joke. Okay, it’s kind of funny, but it’s true: Seniors have to do all sorts of whack jobs they would have never dreamed of when they were younger because the real jobs, due to ageism, have dried up.
And because they didn’t PLAN THEIR FINANCES PROPERLY to enjoy their golden years worry-free, financially free.
If if you think you have planned properly, I hate to say it, but it’s possible you haven’t. Many people thought they were ‘all good’ but missed a few things and now they’re working the weekend graveyard shift at TACO BELL to put gas in their Honda.
It’s a real issue. I don’t like it. I think it SUCKS. Our elders should be enjoying life, not working demeaning crap jobs.
Why am I telling you all this? Because I want this to stop. It’s honestly an epidemic and it must stop. My company specializes in helping people build a real, SOLID retirement plan so they never run out of money. So they don’t have to ‘work the pole’ at age 80.
Don’t let this be you, unless, I guess, you want it to be
So this is how we work.
Simply Complete This Survey and our outreach coordinator will contact you. Her name is Tammy. She’s an awesome person. Funny and as good at they come.
We’ll have a quick chat just to see if we’re both a good fit.
Once we know that, then we can give you a FREE retirement plan analysis. There is absolutely NO OBLIGATION.
We’re here to help you and if we’re not the right fit or we don’t think we can help you, no worries. But we WANT TO and would love to at least see if we can.
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